[] Do you want a Million Dollars? [] Free Massage? . . or when they are booking an airline ticket [] Gigabit Internet [] Sleeper Couch
The amount of entitlement HNers have is mind-boggling.
Here's economics 101.
Users pay with attention/money for a list of goods/services from the provider. If you don't like it, switch your provider. Unlike some physical monopolies, you aren't bound to any provider.
If you think there is a market for your utopian content provider, how about you start your own company (with your fellow entitled HNers and provide all these features)?