If however, like myself, you have a name like Mr Fair lyPopularNameNoOneInBritainCanSpellCorrectly IncomprehensibleItalianOrSpanishOrSomethingEuropeanFamilyNameNoBritHearingItWillEverAssumeStartsWithTheLetterItActuallyDoes, it's the epitome of tedium every time you have to get someone on the phone or in person to spell your name correctly.
My wife fucking hates it that she switched from her easy, unmistakable English family name to my shit show of a Phonetic spelling exercise.
I guarantee I'd never receive a single spam message because nobody is EVER spelling my FirstnameLastname.com correctly, Mr MyNameExistsInAutocorrect Strange.
Jokes aside, seriously, my family name starts with "El" and the second you start saying it you see people write "L" and pause.