True, but I can't be bothered to come up with anything more distinctive. And if my local gym wants to send me bullshit notifications and advertisements despite me being a longtime customer who pays for his membership annually, they can damn well go in the spam bucket alongside the cold emails from tech recruiters, Ukrainian mail-order brides, and Danielle Kennedy from Prime Equity Funding. I don't really give a shit. Email has achieved parity with snail mail: it's nice to get from friends, but otherwise an annoyance.