Our friends bought million-dollar homes they can't afford and now Obama wants the banks to renegotiate and write their loans down. And those who invested conservatively, like myself, get to bail out the banks and, along with them, my profligate friends.

IOW you and I are the suckers in this game. We can be smug about our "wise" choices, but the way this game is playing out, anyone who tried to be fiscally conservative is a loser, and the winners are the spendthrifts.

I'd like to say more, but I've got to go to the hardware store and buy a pitchfork and some torches while I can still afford them.