I would point out that Haskell can in fact do useful things, so these problems must have been solved. It is a common misconception that Haskell has "problems" with external state, when in fact what it has a way of explicitly managing such state where almost any other language does not. It isn't so much that Haskell is lacking the ability to manage external state as that other languages lack the ability to manage external state, and end up with a solution that from the Haskell point of view looks like a punt rather than a great solution.

But it's difficult to explain how that works in an HN comment; I'd suggest Learn You a Haskell up through the Monad chapter, then spending some time with STM until you grok how and why the type system actually manages to guarantee proper use of STM at compile time. This is interesting because STM has proved effectively intractable in languages that can't maintain the STM constraints at the type level. While the course I've just recommended may take a week of education, that's about all it would take; it's not months, and it's actually a very valuable perspective to gain on the problem of creating quality code I'd recommend to anyone.