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Eh... There is embellishment going on there, but the point on not disclosing someone is actually speaking to a machine as part of an experiment is a violation of research ethics. A seemingly minor one, but I'm a stickler for that sort of thing.
The microwave irradiation thing I'll pass on commenting on.
