C++: "Finally fixed it. My XXXX head hurts"
Javascript/Ruby: "Finished adding 15 new features. I am XXXX awesome"
C: "No time to swear, busy hacking. Oh XXXX whoops"
Java/C#: "Wouldn't swear, unprofessional & boss is watching"
Python: "All happy, & swears are naughty"
PHP: "Whats a commit?"
(ps. Just for fun, no flamebait intended!)
It's particularly fun to pronounce allowed as if it rhymed with "ducky".
CPython's module initialization functions are particularly obnoxious about this.
#define DEFINE_GUID_RIGHT_FUCKING_NOW_DAMMIT(x) // ... stuff
I wrote that at 2AM once when I was at a start-up. I'm not proud. (Well, okay, I am).A couple years later (after the start-up had imploded) I was asked to consult to fix issues that cropped up in the code at a customer site -- they'd bought an SDK and were having problems. During a walk-through of my fixes I found myself explaining that line of code to a suit.
The suit nodded. "GUIDs. Yeah, getting those right is tricky."
[That consulting gig was sweet; short, but I was able to charge $300 an hour. I should have charged more, they basically didn't care.]
That said, I've found a couple of rants in my old JS from the IE6 days that, well, if I clean them up they're not really sentences.
C code.
C code run.
Run, code, run.
Run, dammit, run!