- March 2020: Flatten the curve, stay-home orders until we can get enough PPE to medical staff. Don’t worry about masks doctors need them and y’all wear them wrong probably.
- April 2020: Keep hunkering down as we get contact tracing and those contract tracing apps
- May 2020: Lol jk masks work you should all wear masks. Once there is a vaccine we can go back to normal.
- Summer 2020: lots of hedging, students are probably doing fine with remote. Kids like social media anyway so they will be alright
Fall 2020: The curve was flat all summer but not flat enough and now it’s going up again. Lockdown!
Winter 21: Vaccines are here! Ticket to normality!
Spring 21: seriously we promise the vaccines are so good, cdc even said so. Mask off. Here comes herd immunity
Summer 21: actually jk. Vaccines are good but delta! Mask on, Future.
Fall 21: Omicron time! Back to fear, and maybe a booster? We will see the CDC can’t decide.
Winter 21: Oh yeah, should have gotten that booster. Also the cloth masks don’t really work, gotta wear N95! But it’s fine, this variant will make the disease endemic
Now: Endemic doesn’t mean safe dude, get your mask on, live in fear. We might need to close schools again.
Oh you are right, nothing has changed really between today and two years ago, except for all the things they said between those two points!