Ah sorry I should have been clearer on this -- "global cache" === CDN. Hetzner does incur a performance latency (unless you use the brand new US DC of course, and your customer happens to be in the US). IIRC right now you can't mix US cloud servers and German ones in the same Load balancer (also a relatively new hetzner cloud feature) but of course you can do some DNS tricks and get the loads to be fast.

Actually hosting files is super easy (Caddy is awesome, NGINX is awesome), but it's even better when you don't have to set up the server at all, for example just turn on "HTTP access" on a object storage bucket for example. So this is another place Hetzner kind of falls short though they do have hosting options[0], so basically the ideal solution here would be to deploy a simple Hetzner app (caddy/nginx or the hosted options hetzner has), set up a cheap CDN (Bunny, Cloudflare, etc) in front of it, and save money that way. If the bill is still too high just take the penalty or bias towards one geo (germany/US).

I was less talking about the difficulty of getting a server up and more about the CDN bit of the issue to make loads blazing fast!

[0]: https://www.hetzner.com/webhosting what you want is latency reduction. Usually what sites like Vercel and others give you is way faster loading time by putting stu

The usual answer you'll get is that it's not "infrastructure as code", is not highly available, etc... and while that's theoretically true, in practice modern hardware is reliable enough that I'll take the gamble (and the complexity of clouds and their control plane means that you may have more outages than what would be caused by hardware failures).

Apologies wasn't clear -- what I meant was the difficulty of setting up NGINX AND setting up a CDN to serve your content as fast as possible from multiple places is harder than it should be. They're both relatively simple tasks in this day and age but they're not connected/brain-dead-easy for a vendor like Hetzner.

Honestly, they're not even connected/brain-dead-easy for a vendor like AWS particularly -- you still have to click around a lot or write a bit of terraform/aws-cdk/etc when all you really want to do is throw a folder or zip file over the wall and point it at a domain.

There are tools like Ness[0] out there which look like a breath of fresh air but there needs to be more tools like that where the supported backends include a cloud like Hetzner/Leaseweb/OVH.