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gernb
4y ago
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My 1st girlfriend's mom told me "never marry someone you can't fart in front of". My sister easily farts (and laughs) in front of her husband. In fact for Christmas he was given a plaque that says "I didn't fart, my ass blew you a kiss"
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smoyer
4y ago
Another great adage is "Don't marry the person you can live with ... Marry the person you can't live without"
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nefitty
4y ago
Hahaha that's the true love they don't make Disney movies about
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