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0 pointsleokennis4y ago0 comments

Or that joke about TCP:

1: Do you want to hear a joke about TCP?

2: Yes I do want to hear it.

1: I confirm you want to hear it.

1: I am now going to tell the joke.

2: I acknowledge you are now going to tell the joke.

1: I will now start the first sentence of the joke.

2: I acknowledge I am now ready to hear the first sentence of the joke.

1: So a network packet walks into a bar

2: Sorry I couldn't quite here you. Please start over.

1: Do you want to hear a joke about TCP?

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CPLX4y ago

I’ve always wanted to add an HTTP joke to these sorts of networking humor threads but the prospect makes me feel mildly insecure.

Perhaps you should go with an HTTPS one instead then.

Do we start with a handshake then?

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0 pointsleokennis4y ago0 comments

Or that joke about TCP:

1: Do you want to hear a joke about TCP?

2: Yes I do want to hear it.

1: I confirm you want to hear it.

1: I am now going to tell the joke.

2: I acknowledge you are now going to tell the joke.

1: I will now start the first sentence of the joke.

2: I acknowledge I am now ready to hear the first sentence of the joke.

1: So a network packet walks into a bar

2: Sorry I couldn't quite here you. Please start over.

1: Do you want to hear a joke about TCP?

CPLX4y ago

I’ve always wanted to add an HTTP joke to these sorts of networking humor threads but the prospect makes me feel mildly insecure.

Perhaps you should go with an HTTPS one instead then.

Do we start with a handshake then?

j / k navigate · click thread line to collapse