Judge cuts $2B verdict against Bayer to $86M (2019) (opens in new tab)

No need, Bayer AG has been poisoning and murdering humans for 158 years and has developed complete resistance to being held accountable.

Imagine genetic modification being advertised to expectant mothers. It could work on a subscription basis. The parent makes a one-time payment before birth for the modification. Then after the child's 18th birthday the corporation gets a percentage of their income each year for life. If they don't pay then the corporation gets to reclaim their property.

As soon as it's profitable.