Yeah. Interesting to see the replication results came out the same 15 years apart.
And I feel seen on the devs with no database skills thing. Every single database problem I can recall having to step in and help fix in the last ~5 years has been Java devs leaving everything up the the ORM to deal with, resulting in unindexed full table scans and similar brain damage. I "fixed" a production problem with a query that'd crept up to over 30 seconds without anybody noticing, by adding a single index to a single table. (And then sent the devs to work out how to give Hibernate the hints it needed to create the schema properly and set up more monitoring so once-weekly reporting SQL queries taking 10+ seconds wouldn't be hidden in 95 and 99 percentile alerting...)