They make the softest toilet paper. There was one of those ersatz progressive boycotts of Koch Industries where they listed all the Koch owned brands and which brands were politically acceptable alternatives, and out of curiosity I bought some of the alternatives in my own ideological litmus test, if you will.

I have to say the progressive toilet paper (Cottonelle) was inferior to the conservative toilet paper (State Street owned Charmin and Koch owned Angel Soft & Quilted Northern). Not sure why that's the case - you'd think this would be a commodity - but that's how it is.

Just goes to show that even if your heart is progressive, your bum is reactionary.