Something a toddler can do, say select between two cupcakes without eating them, you're incapable of?

Your keystrokes haven't been worth much so far, but I do welcome silence from people who not only lack the faculties to make basic observations, but attempt to find fault in others for doing so...

Of course, you'll reply to this and explain why such a basic shortcoming is actually a good thing! At least that would be par for the course...