"The position of a particle at some point in time is its original position added to the product of its initial velocity and the time added to half the acceleration times the square of the time. Now, if I tell you the initial position, initial velocity, current position, and acceleration, how much time has passed? Remember, you can't use algebra anymore because we banned it in favor of 'plain English', also good luck communicating your ideas to people who don't understand English."
