- I am always very lucky. Even if I put almost no effort in any kind of project it always comes out at least ok.
- My bachelor course was more or less a joke. The description of the single classes always sounded totally impressive but in the end most it was just rubbish and very easy.
- The master course I attended was a pure joke. If I had put any effort in it it would have been possible to pass it with almost perfect grade.
- I got my PhD position through pure luck and some personal connections.
- I am VERY good at pretending that I am actually working
So all in all I just perfected the art of procrastination. For example, when I was in the military service (not US), I more or less had to smuggle myself into a local military base for a few weeks because I was just to lazy to get a new id card.