And at the bottom: Last Modified on April 27 2007 08:01:26 UTC
1) This license safeguards the rights of the public, and as such, any member of the public has standing to bring suit in its defense.
2) Use of any technologies covered by a zombie license implies agreement to the following: all other technologies currently patented by the user are subject to license under the conditions of this patent.
3) This license is irrevocable for the life of the patent on any covered technology except by full consent of all beneficiaries (ie, by unanimous public referendum).
Anyone who loses any patent lawsuit to a holder of these patents becomes a 'Zombie' patent holder. They were using zombie technology, so all of their technology now belongs to the zombies! Anyone can now sue to defend the zombie's patents, and if they win, they turn their victim into another zombie!
It converts the whole obnoxious system into a fun self-limiting game of tag.
(edit: I know, this probably wouldn't hold water, but think how much fun it'd be if it did.)
