> "why doesn't water explode when you dissolve salt in it?".
Because you have to melt the salt first.
> I doubt Apple stakeholders would have wanted Woz.
They didn't want Steve Jobs either but it turnt out they were wrong.
> I probably came across as rude
Not at all, you came across as original and fun. Boring and/or rude people just downvote silently, cool people say something interesting or provoking. You did. I ended up thinking about that in more details and although I'm not taking the idea of taking over something as big seriously I feel inspired to fix some things and achieve more.