Yeah, I know they're available, I just don't think
most people need/have them. (Modulo my edit that I might be extremely out of touch because I don't have any desire to.. I don't know, watch short clips of funny dances or whatever while out and about.)
The killer in Canada (at least, from the big two providers I checked above) seems to be that low-limit plans aren't available. They start at 30GB, and charge roughly double.