> The warrant is for a location in Northern California
No, its not.
Its for a particular Bitcoin address for which the FBI had the primary key. The FBI can’t legally seize coins just because it has a private key any more than it can seize physical property because it has a key to a house. It needs a warrant to use the key, which will only be issued with probable cause that the material is subject to seizure.
> Use your head man, this means they literally went to a Federal Judge and said "hey we have probable cause that this address is on Coinbase"
They literally did not; the warrant and supporting affidavit are public (with some redactions), and that is not, even remotely, what they say.