Setting aside the theme park idiocy, I'm actually all for limiting bans to 60 days. Go be an asshole in public for a day, then take two months off. Come back, and if you haven't learned your lesson, you get another 60 days to cool off. And yeah, you're on a hair-trigger if you've just come back from a ban.
Reducing assholery by 60/61 seems about as good as banning it 100% to me. I'm even all for letting the Asshole in Chief come back to FB/Twitter -- though of all people he should be able to just start up a new ban-free channel (and watch it be overcome by spammers in a few seconds, because that's what happens when a channel doesn't moderate).