While I think you're just making a joke and may already know this, it is important to keep in mind that Microsoft's involvement with this is probably very minimal and seems to be a no-win situation for it (edit: them? Interesting. It seems natural to say "them" here verbally but we use companies in the singular form. E.g. "Microsoft is.." instead of the British way of "Microsoft are..." yet the pronoun of Microsoft is them?)