Powered by Kafka so if the patient dies they can just open up Kibana to scour the logs, patch the life support microservice cleverly nicknamed Lazarus by the engineers, and then replay the state with the fix in place to bring them back online. I mean back to life.

Well that's just <insert open source package>'s fault!

“Ethical Engineering” - artisan code written with a conscious

Forget that. You'll be better off selling paleo-inspired meat-bots.