That constraint is only really required because paper money can be minted in a way that BTC (or gold) cannot. That's why the distinction is relevant in the case of cryptocurrency. The overall point is that the ship has mostly sailed with regards to whether Bitcoin can be a deflationary store of value like gold. The question now is who will provide the vaults to hold the new "gold bars". These vault providers are not really comparable to central banks.

> The whole reason we have a strong central bank is because we tried the alternative before and it worked terribly

I think there's a strong argument to be made (derived from history) that having a purely gold-backed currency be the sole and legal tender is bad. That said, there's a third option: "porque no los dos?". Do we know for certain that there's anything inherently disastrous about a society that has BOTH fiat-backed legal tender as a hedge against "Wildcat banking" alongside "digital gold" backed currency as a hedge against fiat-backed legal tender?

I think the answer is "probably not". I'd even go so far as to argue that we've already been doing that for the last 70-odd years; people still use gold as a hedge against the USD. Bitcoin is just digital gold that derives value because it's easier to trade Bitcoin for bread than gold bars (in theory).

I don't think anyone disagrees that there are multiple causes of depreciation. The key takeaway from your link is that USD value is a combination of (1) Fed policy as well as (2) economic growth and corporate profits (or lack thereof).

The argument is that (2) is an inevitability of the market, whereas (1) is political. Crypto adherents aim to solve for (1) and accept the inevitability of (2). And deciding to use Coinbase to store (and exchange) your crypto is not at odds with that philosophy.

To be clear, I live my entire life on fiat, and most of my savings are in traditional financial instruments. What I take issue with is the misrepresentation of the case for crypto; when it comes to assets like Bitcoin, Coinbase is not equivalent to a central bank nor will it ever be.

Yes, but that's only possible because of the underlying monetary policy, which is controlled by the Fed.

In contrast, there is no way you can do this with (most) cryptocurrencies. The monetary policy of Bitcoin is dictated by the physical bounds of the proof-of-work algorithm. There is absolutely nothing that Coinbase can do to "create" more Bitcoin outside of just mining it like everyone else.