That's my excuse for being so slow to grasp "cloud". When AWS made EC2 public, I really didn't understand why anyone would want to use it.
Cloud era "serverless" just pisses me off. The applicable cliche is "Every sufficiently complex C project recreates LISP, poorly."
It's seems like we're doomed to repeatedly reinvent the past. Championed by youngsters who never read the book.
Maybe this explains "worse is better".
I know, I know. I've become the old crank. All you noisy kids get off my lawn.