> A horcrux is a plot device where the protagonists need 2fa to send a HUP or TERM to the misbehaving process.Okay, I didn't literally LOL, but you did earn a really big grin and even a chortle. Well done.
BTW, I would totally read "Harry Potter and the Protocols of Security". Some of the "Methods of Rationality" fan fiction by Eliezer Yudkowsky nods in that direction (eg. the Death Eaters' opsec).