I think the bug is related to islands!
If you take a photo of the earth, you can't argue that it's inaccurate, as it's literally a photo. When you use something like Google Earth, it's the same deal. You can rotate the map and everything is rendered fairly accurately for any given perspective. Aren't they an accurate representation?
Anyway! This site is really cool. I think 'Natural Earth' is most satisfying to me subjectively. Looks close enough to what we're all raised with, and seems to have a good balance of various types of distortion.
There was also another page on the web which showed the various distortions on the maps themselves. While I can't find that, there is also this slightly deeper dive into projections - https://kartoweb.itc.nl/geometrics/Map%20projections/body.ht... And for a more humorous take, this XKCD gem - https://xkcd.com/977/