Why is your position the one of critical thinking and "understanding language properly" while the people you disagree with want "unreasonable options?"

As the original article shows, what's being asked for is straightforward and simple to do.

There's no mob. No one is getting canceled. We're just changing some terms we use in a software project to be more appropriate.

The phrase "he doth protest too much" comes to mind every time I see comments like the above.