macOS 11 = "Vista for Dummies"
"User" Interface? Who needs it? Hide everything! There, no more fiddly buttons or controls to get in the way of your Magical experience.
Lots more e-moji's, Me-Moji's, iMojiogies, etc. And they get face coverings now! Yes, our devs are hard at work on your face covering experience. We want it to be magical and courageous. We'll fix those pesky kernel panics in Catalina later.
The iPad is now the perfect tool for EVERY TASK THAT IS OR EVER WILL BE KNOWN TO HUMANITY. Coding? iPad. Gaming? iPad. In the kitchen? iPad. In the Bedroom? iPad. Unlock your fancy BMW? iPad. Three Spoiled Brat Kids at a restaurant? an iPad for each little monster of course! Oh, don't forget to add this expensive stand, keyboard, mouse, case, cover, pen etc so it's tolerable.
1000 new Dumb Answers and Useless Things you can Ask Siri! "Hey Siri, open Google..."
AirPods Pro: Watch a Movie on your MacBook while spinning your head around in all different directions and simultaneously moving from room to room while carrying your laptop and waving it around. Finally!!
Play Tomb Raider in Emulation mode - no changes and look! Almost as good as on a circa-2007 PC with mediocre graphics card!
No more hours of confusion and head-scratching as your tiny brain struggles to switch between your iDingus and your Mac -- With Big Sur (B.S.) we've taken the best elements of macOS and just thrown them right into the Trash! There, that's better, now your Mac is just another iPad. Oh, and don't try to use the disk for anything, it's all write protected now, we can't have you pesky power users mucking around in there with your fancy shell scripts and krazy kernel extensions...
