Excuse me. Most of the top DBAs in Silicon Valley are former C programmers who probably are better programmers than you.
I wish programmers would get over themselves. I've met CTOs who didn't know EXPLAIN. So who's the real engineer?
https://docs.oracle.com/cd/B19306_01/server.102/b14211/ex_pl...
https://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.7/en/explain.html
https://www.postgresql.org/docs/current/sql-explain.html
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sql/queries/explain-t...
https://www.sqlite.org/lang_explain.html
https://mariadb.com/kb/en/explain/