Note that I was asking specifically about
deterministic modes. Those include SIV mode [1] but not the more common CBC, CTR, etc.
Any deterministic encryption relies on entropy of the plaintext for security [2]. This is not unique to ECB.
My objection was to the hyperbolic phrase "trivially broken." SIV mode is deterministic, but nobody who understands what it does would call it "trivially broken."
And I'm definitely not saying that anyone should use ECB. Just that in this case, the vulnerability may not live up to the hype.
By all means, go ahead bashing on Zoom. It's the cool thing to do these days, and clearly they've done enough to deserve most of it.
[1] https://web.cs.ucdavis.edu/~rogaway/papers/siv.pdf
[2] https://eprint.iacr.org/2006/186