$("foo").stuff().bar().res()
jQuery feels like the list monad, if you see chaining as similar to bind and $() not so far from return.And for Lisp, jquery provided error handlers instead of relying on native try/except.
Of course, it's more inspired from it than the real thing, but it's far from any JS paradigm of the time. Remember that JS didn't even have map() and the only place you used your first class functions was to setInterval. Plus the joke is funnier that way :)