Look I realize you're being facetious but let's take this reasoning to its natural conclusion

What's even more efficient and lets us focus even more on the task at hand?

Company issue overalls and living in a company dorm

Your cargo pants paradise is two steps away from soviet era factory conditions which were a marvel of efficiency I hope the irony isn't over your head

Heck does your trillion dollar corporation feed you like a good herd and monitor your calorie intake with sensors in the toilets, comrade?

I strongly suspect sarcasm.

What else have you been doing the same way since the fourth grade?

Bro the very fact that you're defending your right to wear your crusty cargo pants everywhere (to an interview for shame! Did you sleep in them the night before to shave off a few extra minutes?) shows that dress matters and it's very personal I never said otherwise

This whole industry in its infantile attempts to over optimize for comfort and everyone's right to wear their favorite rags to the office while enabling a command and control structure peopled by petty bureacrats has created the very worst of socialist factory conditions and if you can't see that you don't deserve to call yourself a systems professional