Full body teleportation system – Google Patents (opens in new tab)

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21 pointsthecodeboy6y ago5 comments

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Some genuine chuckles reading certain passages of this patent. The inventor claims he himself was teleported while walking near an airport due to wormholes created by jet airplanes landing colinearly to the path he was walking on.

chriselles6y ago

“2020-01-24 Application status is Abandoned”

lgats6y ago

Can we get a [2004] label on this?

bobx116y ago

Not new - Patent application from 2004, marked abandoned this year.

theincredulousk6y ago

big if true.

Also, humorously, cited by:

US10430379B2 2017-06-05 2019-10-01 Vmware, Inc. Identifying common file-segment sequences

Is that a referencing error?

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