Some of the recorded comments on https://danluu.com/cpu-bugs/ (First update section) mesh with my observations, but I wouldn't know enough to tell if I was on to something, or just confirming my own biases.
Anyways I was bitching about this to my roommate, and she remarked that hey you know acquaintance X we know works in Intel software security division. I told her to give him crap about it and apparently his response was something like "we should have closed comments on that github issue". I feel like this is not a really appropriate response, even between friends.
AFACIT the package still hasn't been fixed and the official ubuntu solution is to roll back to the nonbroken version.
[0] admittedly slightly poor internal communication is also responsible, since this was observed by our support staff for our customers which didn't make it known to R&D - me
Way more shit stuck to Intel for one reason. The speed advantage Intel had been lording over AMD (Besides compiler shenanigans) was all the corners they were cutting with there speculative execution, et al.
Amazing timing that; AMD closing those benchmark gaps and the mass meltdown mitigations in Intel products... all in the same decade Intel was court ordered to fix their unfair C compiler. Intel's domination is simply over...