You'll sound like an utter nob if you write like that. I once received a resumé titled "Steely-blue-eyed contract killer" which didn't go immediately in the bin -- because we were too busy having a laugh about it. Then it went in the bin. Some of the given examples seem very reminiscent of the kind of person who thinks rather too highly of themselves.
Your resume should get you in the door -- use your interview to convey what a unique and special snowflake you are.
If you know someone in the company, skip H.R. and send your resume directly.
For developers though, the only purpose of a resume is to get an interview. Competant developers are rare. Everyone with a decent resume that is keyword-compliant is getting interviewed.
If you read this board, your resume probably doesn't need to waste time "selling". Just write what you've done and what you know. Save the selling for the phone screen.
A resume isn't where you show off your humor, that's what interviews are for.
Resume headlines can certainly apply to highly technical careers as well.
The reason the headline works is because corporate recruiters are famous for screening out exceptional engineers simply because the engineer did not have enough of the right buzzwords in their resume, hence the hiring manager never gets to see the exceptional candidate.
Anyone who recruits in this fashion is someone I would automatically ignore when looking for a job. A headline like those quoted would do nothing but garner ridicule if you applied to my group.