I particularly enjoyed:
"hjkl movement becomes natural. you mysteriously lose the ability to ice skate"
"oh balls. my .vimrc isn’t on the mainframez so all my cool shit is gone when I ssh to edit some configs."
"publishes obligatory blog post about how special and unique setup is"
However, I didn't previously know about the commmand-t plugin. It made the read worthwhile, independent of entertainment.
I finished reading that in Firefox, instinctively hit <esc>1w to go back to the top, swore, and found myself typing :prev.
I'm clearly doomed.
http://dactyl.sourceforge.net/pentadactyl/
Edit: Fixed spelling, added link.
Turns out what I use most is 'd' to close tabs and 'u' to unclose them. Most of the rest of vimperator passes me by except when I fight the modal/passthrough/where the hell are my keypresses going moments.
Flagged.
I'd like to see an article on using vi's ex mode to its fullest potential - there's a lot of power there, and many people seem completely unaware it exists.