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Have you ever actually been on the interviewer end of the process?
Literally over half of the candidates literally don't know how to program! They can sort of string together a Markov-chain something if you sit them down in front of an IDE and let them copy-paste stuff until syntactic errors go away, but put them at a whiteboard and they don't know where the parentheses go in a function call.
(They'll write crap like "()f" or "f()a" when they want to call a function, stuff like that.)