I guess unless you've got a CV which says "presented at Defcon and Blackhat, five times" or "currently work at {big infosec company}", even if you can afford it the answer will be "nope".

The end result for me was that I bought a Mac Mini and a copy of Hopper and Synalyze It. My entire reverse-engineering of the Polaroid film recorder driver (and the resulting Linux port) was done by reversing the driver DLL in Hopper and shimming the driver and ASPI calls with PyDbg.

I keep looking away for a month or so and finding a new version of Hopper with shiny new features to play with...