> Oh, my God. Using an Android phone is like paying for dinner with a Discover card. It’s like saying, “Don’t have sex with me.” It’s the ultimate prophylactic that says “I should be ...”

> “I should be screened out of the gene pool.” If you use an Android phone or have a Discover card, your family tree should come to an end.

Yea I’m gonna go with purposefully inciting reactions online for more clicks.