Now I am beginning to understand why people like Clojure so much. Instead of calling them "state threads", whose Google results turn up academic papers from the early 90s, they call them "pods", whose Google results have nothing to do with programming.
In one company, where Scala is used, they decided to refer to Monads as "comprehensibles" (due to Scala's "for comprehensions", which can be used like Haskell's do statement) in their standard library and documentation: lets everybody use Monads without the knee-jerk reaction of "isn't it some esoteric category thing that Haskell people have to use to do I/O".