Calling that reasoning "bizarre" is just being deliberately obtuse.
To wit, some browser vendors have already started recognizing this problem and solving it in a more general, mobile-compatible way.[1][2]
[1] https://appleinsider.com/articles/15/04/28/os-x-tips-preview...
[2] http://www.idownloadblog.com/2016/01/07/8-cool-ways-you-can-...