> To be clear: there is nothing wrong with my iPhone vs anyone else's iPhone
That doesn't mean that there isn't anything wrong with your iPhone. There very clearly is.
> understand you're going for the "lawl iPhone sux" kind of thing but it's really not appreciated.
I am doing no such thing.
There is a major UX bug on iOS that showed up today. It is a local bug that exists in local code running on iPhones that causes unpleasant, unexpected, intrusive and possibly scary popups to frequently interrupt users. To deny that is insane. It is a simple fact.