lasers.coffee http://github.com/evilhackerdude/lasers/blob/master/lasers.c...
lasers.sass http://github.com/evilhackerdude/lasers/blob/master/lasers.s...
This is the one time I'm glad the place I'm working is so backward web-wise, as the lasers didn't work - no CSS3 for me! - and thus my screen wasn't turn into even more of a profanity-emblazoned eye-magnet.
So thankfully, she didn't notice. Phew.
And you guessed right. Someone has to make all those liquid-center scented baby-dolls, right? And it just so happens that doe-eyed deer are particularly capable. Just a bit work-shy, which is where I come in and whip them into shape.
Edit: Hey! Why do I lose karma?! Was it the whipping part...?
Edit: Thanks. :)
Ok, I couldn’t resist.
Unfortunately: There are rendering problems in Firefox. It's a fixed size and doesn't scale with the browser window resolution. The same page can be achieved in a widely compatible way with a simple image.
About resolution independence: I believe we could hack the CSS to use appropriate percentage values for the laser rays. Basically calculate a percentage for width or height in JS and apply that so it scales with the window automatically.
Should I be seeing something else? (I'm using Chrome on Ubuntu.)
