I started using Bitcoin Cash instead and I'm loving it. All the good parts about Bitcoin Core w/o the brain dead approach to scaling.
Bcash is an appropriate name for the altcoin to eliminate confusion.
Using your analogy Bitcoin Core is saying they are going to shut down Bitcoin service to all new users until they implement a new algorithm that hasn't been proven yet and is still years away from being ready.
In Bitcoin’s case, I don’t think we have a lack of CPUs though.