GPUs can do that, too: http://fastcompression.com/products/jpeg/cuda-jpeg.htm
> you now need to make sure that all of your servers have GPUs available
OP is running on google’s cloud: “n1-standard-16 host type, peaking at 12 instances on a typical day.” That instance costs $0.76/hour. Adding NVIDIA Tesla K80 is $0.7 extra.
> it's really tempting not to deal with any of that
Yeah, that’s understandable. But the original article dealt with a lot of strange technologies to get the performance they want. And ended up doing much slower, performance wise, than what’s possible with a GPU.