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0 pointssmacktoward8y ago0 comments

> I need a beowulf cluster of attention at work.

I used to have one of those! Sadly, Natalie Portman filled it with hot grits.

0 pointssmacktoward8y ago0 comments

> I need a beowulf cluster of attention at work.

I used to have one of those! Sadly, Natalie Portman filled it with hot grits.

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otakucode8y ago· 7 in thread

It makes my heart swell to know there are still those out there thinking of dear Natalie, petrified and with hot grits down her pants...

shortoncash8y ago

I don't have time for Natalie; I'm fretting over Netcraft's confirmation that BSD is dying.

smacktowardOP8y ago

We need a poll to determine what CowboyNeal says on the matter.

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kazinator8y ago

I'm dreading the first of those Microsoft Halloween documents that are going to be leaked soon, all about how WSL will wipe out GNU/Linux.

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antod8y ago

Well you didn't need to be the Amazing Kreskin to predict that.

zhte4158y ago

+5, Troll

hathawsh8y ago

In Soviet Russia, where the pants wear you!

phillc738y ago

In Korea, only old people wear pants.

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