Turns out not only do we have very few Safari users, people are so used to Safari breaking on shit (not just ours!) they just switch to Chrome for specific tasks out of habit instead of filing issues.
Safari is the somewhat inconvenient but built in browser Mac users use to save their battery life and not much else.
But it is becoming a pretty niche browser, and yes, it DOES break a lot of stuff. No, it's not broken on Facebook or your favorite news site, but every time I bring it out for a test drive I find a couple of broken things in various smaller web apps that work everywhere else.
So while I don't think it should be that way, it tends to be a pretty brittle experience.
Opening Chrome once a week because some site works only in Chrome is really easier than bothering to file tickets.