> We regret to announce that the "White House Overnight Guest Program" will no longer continue under the Trump Administration due to the repeal of the Obama Administration's openness and transparency doctrine. You are welcome, however, to make a reservation to stay at the 5-star Trump International Hotel just down the street.

The $400 a night is per double occupancy though, so really it's only $200 per head.

EDIT: Ok, it's a parody. Shame! :(